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Yankee, Hotel, Foxtrot. To the Storage Unit Salt Lake City readers who are not international spies, the first sentence of this paragraph will have no meaning to you. And of course this is by design. It is a secret message after all. In fact I probably should not be bringing that fact to your attention. It might arouse your curiosity unnecessarily and tempt you to try to decipher the hidden meaning behind the words. Try if you must but I give you fair warning that the encryption goes so deep that even the most advanced and complicated artificial intelligence would not be able to solve this riddle.

And so, we find ourselves in paragraph three no more knowledgeable than we were before having read the first word of paragraph one. That too is by design. Hidden meanings are hidden for a reason and well hidden meanings remain hidden until found by those intended to find it. And sorry to say, if you have not found the meaning by this point then it probably was not intended for you to find. But do not feel bad. Just because the meaning is hidden from you does not mean that the substance of the message is fully adverse to your position.